1/23/20
I was in the 5th grade when the New York Football Giants went up to Green Bay and stunned the Packers with an incredible win in the divisional round. The Giants went on to beat the Patriots for the second time in a super bowl, making Eli Manning the greatest Brady killer of all time.
The San Fransisco 49ers did the same thing this weekend, in a cold ass Lambeau Field, stunning not just myself, but probably everyone in the country. We’ll start with this game I guess, which I think most could agree Aaron Rodgers just didn’t show up for. He lead an impressive opening drive but then, went radio silent. All credit to the 9ers D, who held Rodgers to zero, that’s right, ZERO touchdowns during the game and only another field goal for 10 total points. Also, big shoutout to the 9ers special teams, which won them the game by blocking a field goal right before halftime, and blocking a punt that went for a tuddy. Garoppolo did what he needed to, which was limit his turnovers and not completely suck. He was able to run the 2-minute drill that lead to the eventual game winning field goal, which I will admit was clutch. I do think that because of the QB play, this is probably the worst team heading to championship Sunday, but don’t rule these guys out just yet, especially since they’re undefeated against Sean McVay’s Rams.
Holy shit, today’s first game on the slate did not disappoint anyone on the planet earth. The crazy part, because there always needs to be drama circling Tom Brady, was the fact that this might’ve been his last game ever, or at least thats what twitter said what I looked at my phone when I woke up. If this was the GOAT’s last game, it was the most TB12 game ever. A shitty first half, being down 20-3 going into the third, then absolutely popping off in the second half, and even having what most believed was the touchdown drive to send it to OT. You know what the old saying is though, a starving dog is a dangerous dog, and Matt Stafford is one very hungry dog. He just had his first playoff win a week ago Monday, and he just wanted to be in a position to make a clutch play. A bomb to Cooper Kupp was all he needed. This game had its ups and downs, and it was the perfect warm up for the Sunday night game.
So I’m writing this about an hour and a half after the Buffalo Bills heartbreaker to the Kansas City Chiefs, and my heart is still racing. It seemed like early on it was gonna be a shootout, but then both defenses settled in. A third quarter surge lead by Patty Mahomes made it seem like the Chiefs were gonna run away with it, not if Buffalo’s son Josh Allen had something to say about it. The guy played his ass off tonight, and came surging back to make this game the shootout most of us wanted in the last 5 minutes of the game. I believe Tony Romo in the booth said there were 25 total points scored between the Bills and Chiefs in the final 1:40 of regulation, including a big response from Josh Allen after a crazy Tyreek Hill catch and run for seven, and a 13 second drive from Kermit the frog- I mean Patrick Mahomes- for the game tying kick from Harrison Butker to make it 36-36. Unfortunately for Josh Allen and the Bills Mafia, they didn’t get the ball off the coin toss and the Chiefs scored on the first possession of OT ending the game. If the NFL changed their OT rules, I’d probably still be on the couch watching Allen and Mahomes throwing darts. Well, the NFL sucks, but it’s awesome, starting with the dethroning of a king to start the weekend.
We’ll end with the beginning of the weekend, the Cincinnati Bengals vs the Tennessee Titans. My guy Joey Burreaux man. I dare you to try and find someone who hates this guy. Heads up, you can’t. Burrow got sacked 9 TIMES and still came up clutch when it mattered, leading the game winning drive to set up Even McPherson for a game-winning field goal. Burrow joined Donovan McNabb as the only two Quarterbacks in the playoffs to be sacked at least 8 times and still win. The defense, to everyone’s surprise, actually kinda stopped Dereck Henry. Yes, he played with a metal plate and 5 screws in his foot, but it’s still King Henry. They stopped him on some clutch 4 and inches plays, and they forced Ryan Tannehill to be great. Looking at this game with no dog in the fight, I’d blame the loss on the offense, particularly Tannehill, because if the defense had NINE sacks in a game and you aren’t producing more than 16 points, there’s something wrong.
Overall, this might be the best divisional round of all time. The first three games were all won by the away team, off of a game-winning field goal, and also knocked out both 1 seeds. The last game was by far the best game of the weekend, maybe the year, and it was the only one with the home team winning. I had a blast watching these games, and next week should not disappoint.